Boy: Here boy!
Dog: In case you haven't noticed, I'm a black lab, and I take offense at the racial epithet directed my way.
Boy: Uh, you're a male dog, right? It's well within mainstream speech habits to refer to a male dog as "boy."
Dog: Lassie was a boy, but they called her "girl." Put that in your OPM pipe and smoke it!
Boy: Don't bring the federal budget into it, plzkthx!
Dog: And 86 the LOL speak. I hate cats!
Black Man: What? Is this how white people act when there's no one around to slap 'em upside the head?
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Monday, March 23, 2009
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