Please, Mr. President, if I could ask just one little thing from you, it would be this:
- Grasp the report firmly in your right hand.
- Proceed to the nearest wastebasket.
- Release the report such that it falls into said wastebasket.
- Pour 6 oz of liquid butane into the wastebasket.
- Light a match (taking care to close the cover before striking).
- Drop the match into the wastebasket.
- Exile the members of the ISG to Antarctica.
Pretty please? For Christmas?