Thursday, December 07, 2006

A Day That Will Live in Infamy

Not December 7, 1941, mind you. Today: 7 Dec 2006, the day the Iraq Surrender Group declared peace in our time.

Please, Mr. President, if I could ask just one little thing from you, it would be this:
  1. Grasp the report firmly in your right hand.

  2. Proceed to the nearest wastebasket.

  3. Release the report such that it falls into said wastebasket.

  4. Pour 6 oz of liquid butane into the wastebasket.

  5. Light a match (taking care to close the cover before striking).

  6. Drop the match into the wastebasket.

  7. Exile the members of the ISG to Antarctica.

Pretty please? For Christmas?

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